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It all started when these two geniuses,
Johnny and Pete, decided this family

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vacation was the worst possible type of
boredom and the perfect opportunity to

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prank our three hot moms.

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And of course, being a shy one, I
couldn't exactly say no.

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Yep, that's me, Tim.

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Nice to meet you.

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Before you ask, no, it wasn't me.

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But I guess I was technically involved.

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It wasn't my idea.

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Welcome to my vacation.

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It's going great.

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Hey, guys.

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Guys, how about a little help with these
bags back here?

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Hey,

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Jennifer, what's the Wi-Fi?

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I can't stress this enough.

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Boys, get back here and help us with the
luggage.

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What do you need? Looks like you
buggered in.

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We're checking out the house.

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Yeah, we can do all of that later.

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Ugh, this house is so lame compared to
the home we usually stay at.

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Why do we all have to come on a snooze
pad?

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Yeah, what he said.

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Lame. There's not even a popcorn machine
here.

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Here, let me help.

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Ha, you look good with that purse.

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Yeah, it really breathes out your eyes.
Shut up, guy.

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Pete, stop teasing your stepbrother.
Yeah.

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And Johnny, you get your butt back here
and make yourself useful.

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It's your mother and I's vacation too,
you know.

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Oh, honey.

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And let's drop it with the attitude,
please.

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Our two families have been vacationing
together since you and Pete became

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friends. I mean, sure, we couldn't get
our regular house because it was

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undergoing renovations, but... There's
no reason why we can't make the best of

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this. You boys are all getting older,
and this might be our last chance to

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make some quality memories together.

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Yep, so you boys, go get the luggage out
of the car, and then later today, when

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we're done unpacking, we can have a nice
family picnic on the beach.

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Come on, honey.

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How are they going to make memories over
here? It's all retired people around.

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I know, and zero babes. Dude, this is
supposed to be the year.

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Tell me about it.

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Three years in a row in the same house,
same girls, and now this?

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Bro, I was supposed to ask Emily out. I
had an old plan.

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And Sarah, too.

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We were texting all year.

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She was totally into me. Now we're stuck
in the middle of nowhere, no signal, and

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a bunch of old people.

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Two years of groundwork. Gone.

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Just like that.

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Yeah. Thanks, Mom and Dad.

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Worst vacation ever.

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Seriously, how are we supposed to meet
anyone here?

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This is going to be us in here family
picnics for two weeks.

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Can't believe they think this is going
to be fine.

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I'd rather be home.

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This is going to be a long two weeks.

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Worst vacation ever.

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Hey, keep it down.

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Boys, we're heading to the beach. You
should join us.

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That's all we've been doing for the past
few days.

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Yeah, and there's no bathing at the
beach.

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Not to mention, the water is freezing.

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And there's nothing else to do around
here.

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No, we don't want to go to the beach. I
want to just stay in style.

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Well, you three suit yourselves.

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Because we're going to go out and have a
good time.

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Right, baby. I'm ready.

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Please, do you want to get the oil
everywhere on me?

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This is just unacceptable.

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The company's going to fail if we keep
this up.

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If you guys change your minds, you know
where to find us.

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We'll be back a little later. Go on.

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There's got to be something interesting
we can do.

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Something I don't really think is for
our parents, but we've never been on

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some stupid trip together.

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Yo. I was watching this streamer the
other day.

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People were giving him these random
dares to pull out on his parents.

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Maybe that's what we should do. Just
dares.

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Shut up. I'm thinking.

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I got it.

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We could do some dares.

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That's a great idea. Dares.

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We'll totally mess with them.

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Aren't we a little old for dares, guys?
We're all 319.

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Come on, man. Don't be a downer.

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Do you have any better ideas we could
do? Yeah, come on, Tim.

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Live on the edge. Don't be a pussy.

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Nobody likes a pussy.

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All right, whatever.

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I'll do some dares.

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Not just any dares.

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What do you mean?

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We should do something a little riskier.

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You know, spice things up a bit.

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Make it something they'll never forget.

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What if we came up with some dares
that'll make things uncomfortable for

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them?

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Uncomfortable? How?

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Sexy dares, man.

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Imagine how awkward it'll get.

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Make them squirm and make them wish
they'd never been on this trip.

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It's perfect payback.

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Wait, you're talking about doing sexy
dares on her step mom?

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Exactly. Nothing too crazy, just enough
to mess with them.

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We'll throw them some embarrassing
challenges and watch them squirm.

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Okay, yeah, that could be hilarious.

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You guys are insane, but whatever.

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Let's do this.

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Okay, okay, I'm thinking.

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I got it.

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Pete, I dare you to take Jennifer's
bikini top and take a selfie with it on

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top of your head.

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Dude, that's gross. She's my stepmom.

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She's my stepmom, too.

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What are you, chicken?

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No! I'm not a chicken.

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I'll do it.

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I dare you to... to...

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Send a sexy text message to your stepmom
saying how much you want to go down on

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her and then pretend that you sent it to
the wrong number.

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Sure.

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I have two stepmoms, genius.

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Kelly and Kathleen.

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Hmm.

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Okay. Do the dare on Kathleen.

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Guys, are you sure you want to get our
stepmothers involved with this? I know

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you said you want to take it to them or
whatever, but this seems a little mean.

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Ugh! Look at your panties in a bunch,
man.

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It's just a little homeless fun.

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Besides, they've been nagging us the
whole time about doing family stuff.

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This is us doing family stuff.

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Ha, good one.

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Okay, fine.

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Give me a dare, then.

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Hmm.

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I dare you to pick up a girl's skirt.

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And since you're so worried about
harming our precious stepmom, it could

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be any girl.

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What?

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Why do I have the craziest stare of them
all?

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We're helping you get out your shell.
Get wild.

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Live.

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Yeah, we're the good guys here.

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Okay, fine.

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I'll do it.

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Great. Well, we own what we have to do.

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Good luck, boys.

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Don't get caught.

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I know you boys aren't happy about the
beach, but you guys shouldn't be

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complete couch potatoes.

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Seriously, you guys missed a really good
time at the beach today.

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There were jellyfish.

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Anyways,

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I just did a load of laundry and I'm
getting ready to do another one. So if

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you boys have anything that needs to be
washed, get it to the laundry room now.

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Here you go. Do it. Do it.

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How do girls even do this? All right, so
we're just gonna do it like that.

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Bro, you look ridiculous, bro. Not like
that. Hold up a little higher.

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Uh, like... No, no, not that high. Not
that high. Okay, okay. Guys, I don't

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know if this is a good idea.

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I think we're gonna get caught.

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Relax, KMR. It's fine.

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Okay? Why do my feet keep cutting off?

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Give me that, you'll never go without
me. Alright.

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Oh yeah, that's a good look for you.
Uh-huh.

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You boys have laundry?

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What are you boys doing?

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Just watching videos.

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Like I said, if you have dirty clothes,
get it to me now.

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Yo, dude.

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Now's your chance.

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Dude, remember what we planned?

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Right now?

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Yes. She's totally glued to her phone.

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Perfect timing.

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Guys, are you sure this is a good idea?
What if it all blows up in our face?

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under control.

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No, just send a text. Make it sexy.

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And then act like nothing happened.

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She's a little crazy.

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Alright, here it goes.

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Johnny, what is this?

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Oh crap, that wasn't for you.

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Who was it for then?

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She's catching on to you.

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So what was the dare?

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You guys think you're slick?

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To be honest, I kind of like getting
texts

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like that.

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I used to get them from my partner all
the time, but not anymore.

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Maybe next time make sure it's on
purpose.

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Mom?

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Mom, I'm starving.

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Mom, I haven't eaten in hours. I'm
literally wasting away in here.

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Yeah, Mom, we need food fast.

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Do they ever stop?

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You would swear they were on the brink
of starvation.

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What, it's been like three hours since
breakfast, and you think that we haven't

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fed them?

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They are worse than toddlers sometimes.

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Yeah, well, at least toddlers now.

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Maybe we should just let them fend for
themselves and see how well they do.

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Or we could just order those pizzas
they've been screaming for.

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Giving in already.

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Not giving in, just saving my sanity.

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You're a hero.

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Let's see how fast they devour those
pizzas.

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Five minutes tops.

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At least it's going to buy us a little
piece.

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Until they're hungry in an hour.

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Hey, at least we didn't have to cook.
That's a win.

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Man, when are these pizzas getting here?

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Mom, when are the pizzas getting here?

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Let me go get my wallet.

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No way, man. Don't.

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You okay down there?

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Oh, yeah.

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You know, there are easier ways to get
my attention than throwing yourself

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under me.

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But I appreciate the attention.

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I'm so sorry.

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All right, Romeo.

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Let's not keep her waiting all day.

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Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

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For real, flat on the floor, right in
front of her?

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At least she's out there, right? You
boy, if you ever act that ridiculous

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again, I'm going to ban pizza for life.

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Totally worth it.

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So,

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how did the pizza delivery go?

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Him fell at the girl's feet.

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Literally.

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What am I... Yeah, let's see how they
recover from this.

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Man, how are we this bored?

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I mean, those dares were fun, but
like... Hmm.

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I think we need even crazier ideas to
get through this week.

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Crazier than what we just did?

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Well, yeah. P.O.R. Stepmom's a cheesy
top.

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I texted my stepmom, and you got to feed
a piece of your penis.

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That was hot.

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That was, but look at our stepmoms
you're talking about.

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Yeah, and stepmoms are hot.

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Especially all of ours.

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Johnny, do you hear yourself talking?
What are you going to do next? Dare us

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to bang our stepmom?

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That's an awesome idea.

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I would have thought of it first, but
you two dumbasses are distracting me.

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Oh, my God. Dude, I was joking. No way.

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I got it.

252
00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:42,870
We should come up with a bucket list.

253
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,370
Oh, good one.

254
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,770
So, like a bucket list, right?

255
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:50,850
Exactly. Except we're not dying,
obviously.

256
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,950
We'll come up with a bunch of sex days
and do it with our stepmoms.

257
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,190
Are you crazy?

258
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,610
I'm talking about stepmothers. Who does
that?

259
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,170
Dude, don't be lame.

260
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,650
It'll be so much fun.

261
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,470
Seriously, bro. Don't be such a party
pooper, man.

262
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,930
We're talking about our stepmothers.

263
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,060
That's too much. Who does that?

264
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,940
Some of the balls, that's who.

265
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,300
Yeah, grow a pair of balls, Tim. Don't
be a pussy.

266
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:18,820
Time to man up.

267
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,080
You're either in or you're out.

268
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,740
Fuck, fine. I can't believe I'm agreeing
to this. I did the worst.

269
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,920
But fine, I'll do your fucking list.

270
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:30,820
Fuck yeah.

271
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,500
Pete, your dad's been a dumbass the
entire trip.

272
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,860
We both seen your mom throwing it at
him, but he still laying in camp and

273
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,860
turning off his computer.

274
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:47,260
So, I dare you to go give your dear
mommy everything your dad isn't.

275
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,620
With your dad nearby.

276
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,160
Sure,

277
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,560
yeah.

278
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,020
Piece of cake, bro.

279
00:16:55,060 --> 00:17:02,000
And for your dear Johnny, yeah, I dare
you to bang one

280
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,440
of your lesbian stepmoms.

281
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,680
No problem.

282
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:08,480
I know my stepmoms like to get frisky on
these vacations.

283
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,060
They weren't very good at hiding their
toys this time either.

284
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,720
So, I think I might have an idea, too.

285
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,579
What do I have to do?

286
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,740
Tim,

287
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:27,079
I dare you to bang all of our moms at
the same time.

288
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:31,980
You know I'm a... A virgin?

289
00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,560
Yeah, bro.

290
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,699
I know.

291
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,260
Yeah, I'm your stepbrother. Of course I
know.

292
00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:38,899
Everyone knows.

293
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,700
But here's your chance to change that.
And become a fucking god among men.

294
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,920
I haven't done it with one girl. How am
I supposed to do it with three?

295
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:51,100
Hey, bro. When there's a willy, there's
a way.

296
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:54,960
Plus, we're doing you a favor by daring
you to do all of this.

297
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:59,580
Look, guys. We gotta get all of our
dares done by the end of this vacation.

298
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,540
I have faith in you, Tim. I guarantee
you we'll never forget it.

299
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,520
Carpe diem. Carpe diem.

300
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,010
What does that even mean?

301
00:18:08,610 --> 00:18:09,610
Seize the day.

302
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,630
You'll never be 19 again, and our
stepmom will never be hotter.

303
00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:14,930
Okay, okay.

304
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:16,910
I'll do it.

305
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,590
You know that's evidence, right?

306
00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,810
We need a written document. This is
epic.

307
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:24,410
All right, then. When we're done, just
hide it.

308
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:33,270
Now, the real fun began, boy.

309
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,920
Shy, you got it.

310
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:46,620
Honey, I have my heart set on camping on
the beach with you this weekend.

311
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:51,180
I know, but if you want to keep taking
vacations like this, then I need to keep

312
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,580
working. There's no Wi-Fi out there, so
you're just going to have to camp

313
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,500
inside, which I think is probably better
than out there.

314
00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,960
Yeah, I guess it's better than nothing.

315
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,640
Are you coming to bed?

316
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,500
I figured we could have a little alone
time.

317
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,140
Not tonight.

318
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,160
Maybe next month?

319
00:19:09,450 --> 00:19:10,450
I've got a lot to do here.

320
00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,750
All right, then.

321
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:15,550
Good night.

322
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:44,980
Wow,

323
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,100
it really is comfy in here.

324
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:52,160
It seems like a great place to put a
tent in the living room. You even have a

325
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,160
lantern in here.

326
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,920
Thanks. At least someone appreciates it.

327
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,500
What do you mean?

328
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,020
Well, your father and I are sort of
going through a little rough patch.

329
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:07,280
As you may have noted, he's been
completely consumed with work lately.

330
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,920
I mean, it's...

331
00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:16,090
Great that he supports our family like
he does, but we need more than just

332
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,550
financial support.

333
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:23,210
Son needs his father and wife needs her
husband.

334
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,070
Yeah, dad can be a jerk sometimes.

335
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:30,550
I mean, he does a lot for this family,
but you do a lot too.

336
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,710
You're such a great stepmom to me and
Tim.

337
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:39,310
Oh, honey, I love hearing that. And I'm
so lucky to have you as my stepson.

338
00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:45,290
Now we can just get your father, you
know, part of the family instead of his

339
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:49,730
job. Look, let's stop talking about my
dad for a second.

340
00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:52,290
How about we start talking about your
needs?

341
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:58,010
Well, I can't remember the last time I
heard your father say something like

342
00:20:58,010 --> 00:20:59,010
that.

343
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:03,190
It would be nice to think about my needs
for once.

344
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,230
You must have a lot of them.

345
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:06,570
I do.

346
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,810
Well, maybe I can help.

347
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:14,970
Well, it's very nice of you, but there's
some things that a son can't really help

348
00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:15,970
their mom with.

349
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,550
I don't know about that.

350
00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,390
I can do a lot of things.

351
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:22,070
Like, how many?

352
00:21:24,790 --> 00:21:31,370
I don't know if it's my dirty mind or,
well...

353
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,930
Blurting with you?

354
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,750
Yeah.

355
00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,110
Well, I am, Mom.

356
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,700
Can't be serious.

357
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,040
Your father is sitting right there.

358
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,060
He's an earshot from us.

359
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:45,219
Why not?

360
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,240
I want to make great memories with you.

361
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,940
And it's about time someone actually
starts taking care of your needs for

362
00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:59,080
once. And besides, the only thing in his
earshot is some corporate drone half a

363
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,080
world away.

364
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,100
You know what?

365
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,500
You're right.

366
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:04,880
I do have needs.

367
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,120
And if your father can't take care of
him, who better else than his son?

368
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:11,800
That'll teach him.

369
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:16,460
But we should keep it down.

370
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,660
I don't want to cause too much trouble.

371
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,690
Okay.

372
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,600
Thank you.

373
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,680
Oh.

374
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880
Thank you.

375
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,020
Thank you.

376
00:26:33,639 --> 00:26:34,940
So good.

377
00:26:55,790 --> 00:26:56,790
mm-hmm

378
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,510
Oh, yeah.

379
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,100
I'm sorry.

380
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,700
I'm sorry.

381
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:23,780
I'm sorry.

382
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,240
I'm sorry.

383
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:31,120
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

384
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,100
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

385
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:39,440
sorry.

386
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,090
Ugh.

387
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,360
Oh, yes.

388
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,020
Yes.

389
00:31:48,379 --> 00:31:51,040
oh my gosh

390
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,680
What the fuck?

391
00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:19,960
Did anyone else lose Wi-Fi?

392
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,960
Um, I haven't noticed.

393
00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,060
Honey, what network is it?

394
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:27,420
Uh, underdog 24.

395
00:33:25,719 --> 00:33:28,520
Yes. Yes.

396
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,280
um huh

397
00:35:31,350 --> 00:35:34,150
Oh, yes.

398
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:37,090
Oh, my God.

399
00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:39,610
Oh, my God. Oh,

400
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:48,550
my

401
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:56,030
God.

402
00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:17,830
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

403
00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:47,630
Oh, yeah.

404
00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,410
Oh,

405
00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:55,970
yeah.

406
00:36:56,810 --> 00:37:00,430
Oh, yeah.

407
00:37:00,950 --> 00:37:01,950
Oh,

408
00:37:03,510 --> 00:37:09,850
yeah.

409
00:37:20,580 --> 00:37:22,520
oh my

410
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:28,560
god

411
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,120
I'm like, mommy, you feel so fucking
good. Yeah.

412
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,480
Holy shit.

413
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:06,660
Oh,

414
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:11,540
yeah. Oh, yeah.

415
00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,270
Yes, just like this.

416
00:38:37,230 --> 00:38:38,230
Yeah.

417
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:44,870
Yes,

418
00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:47,550
there you go.

419
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,170
It's holding you tight.

420
00:38:55,570 --> 00:38:57,450
Oh, you're doing so fucking good.

421
00:38:57,810 --> 00:38:58,810
Yeah.

422
00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:00,810
Just like that.

423
00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,270
Yes. Yes.

424
00:39:26,210 --> 00:39:28,270
Yes. Yes. Yes.

425
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:55,220
Oh, mommy, I love you. Oh, I love you
too, baby.

426
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,160
Oh,

427
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,360
he's coming to me.

428
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:00,820
Yeah.

429
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:03,660
Oh, fuck.

430
00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,419
Here you go.

431
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:06,420
Yep.

432
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,940
Please put it in, mommy.

433
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,300
I want to feel it again. Yeah. Oh, my
God.

434
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,280
Oh, yeah.

435
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,840
Hold it open.

436
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,360
Good morning.

437
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,260
Oh, yes.

438
00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:37,650
Oh, yes.

439
00:42:40,550 --> 00:42:41,550
Yes.

440
00:43:36,629 --> 00:43:37,930
Oh, my God.

441
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,520
Can you move it for me, alright?

442
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,760
Oh, yes.

443
00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:26,500
That's a big boy.

444
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,440
I love the color.

445
00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,470
Oh.

446
00:45:41,379 --> 00:45:44,100
I'm taking care of mommy.

447
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,200
Just like that. Nice little strokes.
Yes.

448
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,519
Come on.

449
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:29,520
Good.

450
00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,780
That's so good.

451
00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:03,300
Oh, my God.

452
00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:06,380
Oh, my God.

453
00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:11,440
Oh, my God.

454
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,480
Oh, my God.

455
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,920
all over you yeah

456
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040
Just like that.

457
00:49:53,259 --> 00:49:55,540
Mommy likes how hard you get for me.

458
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:25,060
oh my god oh my god

459
00:51:44,650 --> 00:51:47,350
oh my

460
00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:56,330
god

461
00:52:00,330 --> 00:52:01,330
Oh, my God.

462
00:52:02,710 --> 00:52:04,830
Yes, Mommy's supposed to be a good boy.

463
00:52:05,190 --> 00:52:06,190
Yes.

464
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:09,650
Yes,

465
00:52:11,930 --> 00:52:12,930
he was.

466
00:52:12,970 --> 00:52:13,970
Yes.

467
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:21,130
That's right.

468
00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:23,670
Yes,

469
00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,430
yes, yes.

470
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:40,560
Give me all that fucking cum. Yeah.

471
00:52:40,780 --> 00:52:42,620
Yeah. Yes.

472
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,960
Do it. Do it.

473
00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:47,940
Yeah.

474
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:50,760
Yeah.

475
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,660
Yeah. Yeah.

476
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:59,440
I didn't mean you don't. Oh, yeah.

477
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,540
Yeah. Here we go.

478
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,560
Whoa.

479
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,440
Thank you.

480
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:19,060
Taking care of all of mommy's needs.

481
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:20,720
Yeah.

482
00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:23,780
Yeah.

483
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,260
I can feel it running down into my
pores.

484
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:31,680
It's so good.

485
00:54:28,110 --> 00:54:29,510
Hey!

486
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:47,860
wanted to log on and say great job team
proud of y'all love my chosen family see

487
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:48,860
y'all tomorrow